Today at work a lady was buying a hello kitty plush and my co-worker and I both commented on how cute it was and she told us how it was for her son and that he has all sorts of hello kitty stuff and loves his hello kitty dresses and wears them all the time and it was probably one of the best interactions I have had at work
the hello kitty franchise is kind of the best brand shes just been out there encouraging young people to craft and bake and be cute for the past 40 years making billions of dollars per year with zero advertising and you know why? look at that little face. just look at her little fucking face i want to throw my money right at her feet i fucking love hello kitty
‘Pink and purple. They’re pretty. I used to liked yellow but I got fed up with it.’ She stares into the distance. Suddenly this five year old child in her flowery dress with matching ribbons in her hair has become a battle-hardened veteran. She’s seen some shit.
‘Too many things are yellow now’. If this were a movie she’d knock back the last of her whiskey and get up from the bar. I know in my heart of hearts this kid is sick of minions.
Minions are tic-tac shaped abominations.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr
I’m playing smash bros. with two friends against each other and a CPU playing as Ice Climbers and one of my friends has been exclusively hunting the pink Ice Climber until she gets K.O.’d and then pummeling the purple one when he’s alone while whispering things like “not so strong when you can’t sacrifice her to save yourself” and “you are nothing without your woman”
are you a pink lesbian or a purple lesbian?
Op is a terf
Angie hun, ‘xylesbian’ (no ‘s’) is the terfy account, @xylesbians is okay afaik. I was confused for a sec too. <3
Oops! My bad!
Harajuku kawaii brand Candy Stripper Ghost Busters collection in their iconic Cat Street boutique now.
When all of the pretty girls on Tumblr just make your little to none self confidence drop..
birthday
january: nut
february: dong
march: giraffe
april: gogu
may: anime
june: jokes
july: aaaaaaaaa
august: police
september: shit
october: kinkshame
november: kawaii
december: fuck
first letter of first name
a-c: smoker
d-f: fucker
g-i: succ
j-m: puncher
n-q: shamer
r-u: phobe
v: ender
wxyz: eater
day of birthday
1-10: 69
11-20: 420
21-28: 666
29-31: 184847388467374
